A tall weather-worn cowboy walked into the saloon and ordered a
beer. The regulars quietly observed the drifter through half-closed
eyelids. No one spoke, but they all noticed that the strangers hat
was made of brown wrapping paper. Less obvious was the fact that
his shirt and vest were also made of paper. As were his chaps,
pants, and even his boots, including the paper spurs. Truth be
told, even the saddle, blanket and bridle on his horse were made
entirely of paper.
Of course he was soon arrested for rustling...
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.