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Netscape vs. Nitrous Oxide:

Portions of a post from comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html.





know, is also the chemical symbol for Nitrous Oxide, aka whippits, aka
laughing gas.


Oh, like I can resist this.


Comparative features of N20 (the drug) and N20 (the software)

























































Feature N20 (the drug) N20 (the software)
Price $22/24 $49/1
mode of transport Inhalant TCP/IP
Hardware requirements whip cream, balloons Windows, Mac, Unix
Fun value high moderate
Visual hallucinations sometimes usually
Auditory hallucinations yup with plug-in
Causes horniness sometimes only if you're wierd
Kills brain cells yup unproven
Causes delusions of grandeur yup yup
Mental effects causes philosophical debates causes religious wars
Supports HTML 3.0 no some
side effects memory loss, B12 Deficiency urge to buy $20 stock at $75


Copyright (c) 1995 Laura Lemay lemay@lne.com All usual disclaimers,
warranties, bells and whistles. Copy this without my name on it and I will
plant your yard with random seeds (ha ha).


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