The first one says, "My husband is an architect. When we make love it has
power, it has form, it has function. It's incredible!"

The second one says, "My husband is an artist. When we make love it has
passion, it has emotion, it has vision. It's wonderful!"

The third woman sighs and sips her margarita, then says, "My husband works
for Microsoft. When we make love, he just sits at the end of the bed and
tells me how great it's going to be when it gets here."

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