Netscape vs. Nitrous Oxide:
Portions of a post from comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html.
know, is also the chemical symbol for Nitrous Oxide, aka whippits, aka
laughing gas.
Oh, like I can resist this.
Comparative features of N20 (the drug) and N20 (the software)
Feature |
N20 (the drug) |
N20 (the software) |
|---|
Price | $22/24 | $49/1 |
mode of transport | Inhalant | TCP/IP |
Hardware requirements | whip cream, balloons | Windows, Mac, Unix |
Fun value | high | moderate |
Visual hallucinations | sometimes | usually |
Auditory hallucinations | yup | with plug-in |
Causes horniness | sometimes | only if you're wierd |
Kills brain cells | yup | unproven |
Causes delusions of grandeur | yup | yup |
Mental effects | causes philosophical debates | causes religious wars |
Supports HTML 3.0 | no | some |
side effects | memory loss, B12 Deficiency | urge to buy $20 stock at $75 |
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