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A truly Interesting word:
Something to add spice to your life...

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today, is the word "FUCK." It is the one magical word which just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. "FUCK" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked June) and in- transitive (June was fucked by john). It can be an active verb, (John really gives a fuck) or as a passive verb, (June really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (June is fucking interested in John), and as a noun (June is a fine fuck). It can be used as an adjective (June is fucking beautiful), as you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of "FUCK."

Besides the sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations. For example:

Fraud: I got fucked by my insurance company.
Dismay: Oh, fuck it.
Trouble: I guess I'm fucked now.
Aggression: Fuck you.
Passive: Fuck me.
Confusion: What the fuck?
Difficulty: I can't understand this fucking business.
Despair: Fucked again.
Philosophical: Who gives a fuck.
Incompetence: He's all fucked up.
Laziness: He's a fuck off.
Displeasure: What the fuck is going on?
Rebellion: Oh, fuck it.

It can be used in descriptive anatomy: He's a fucking asshole.
It can be used to tell time: It's five fucking thirty. It can be used in business: How did I get this fucking job? It can be nautical: Fuck the admiral.
It can be political: Fuck Clinton.
It can open the door to wonderful relationships: Let's fuck.

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses.

How can anyone be offended when you say, "FUCK?"

Use it in your daily speech. It adds to your prestige.

Today, tell someone ............... FUCK YOU ...............

............... By the way, this is the fucking end ...............

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