Funny Jokes = 100% Pure Cheese

JokeTribe archives has college humor, jokes and more!

Bill Gates dies...:

Bill Gates died in an automobile accident, and found himself in
Purgatory, being weighed in the balance by St. Peter....

St Peter: "Well, Bill, this is a difficult call; I'm not sure whether
to send you to Heaven or Hell. It is true that you benefitted society
enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America,
yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do
something I've never done before; I'm going to let you decide where
you want to go."

Bill replied, "Well, what's the difference between them?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if
it will help you decide."

"Fine, but where should I go first?"

"I'll leave that up to you."

"Okay then," said Bill, "Let me see Hell first."

So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with
clear waters and lots of bikini clad women playing in the water,
laughing and frolicking happily about. The sun was shining; the
temperature was perfect. Plenty of cool drinks that never get
you drunk (and a lot of C and Basic :-)).
Bill was very pleased.

"This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is Hell, I really want
to see Heaven!"

"Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went.

Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about,
playing harps, singing hymns, praising the Lord (and probably
writing Ada :-)). It was nice, but hardly so enticing as Hell.

Bill thought briefly, and rendered his decision. "Look, I know you're
really doing good things here, but I think I'd prefer Hell," he told
St. Peter.

"Fine," said St. Peter, "whatever you say." So Bill Gates went to Hell.

Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to
see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill shackled
to the wall in a hot sulpher cave, being burned and tortured by demons.

"How's everything going?" he asked Bill.

Bill responded, his voice filled with anguish and disappointment, "This
is awful! It's nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't
believe that this is happening! What happened to that other place, with
the beautiful beaches, the scantily clad women playing in the water and
the cool drinks?

St. Peter replied, "Sorry if you got confused, That was just the demo

Direct link to this joke is

Get another random joke from the JokeTribe joke archives.

If you like what we have for you here on JokeTribe, please do consider donating to us. Any amount, even a small one, would truly be helpful.


Most Popular Jokes

  1. Subliminal messages in disney movies
  2. Big Breasted Women
  3. Ouija Board Protection
  4. Re: *** HOT XXX Adult Products & Videos -- Free Catalog ***
  5. An Actual College Entrance Essay
  6. 10 Best/worst Chemistry and Accounting Degree pickup lines
  7. Farmer and the Kid
  8. Objectivist Pickup Lines
  9. Sex Quiz
  10. Three Sheets to the Wind

Today's Most Viewed Jokes

  1. 50 Fun Things to do in a Mall
  2. Re: *** HOT XXX Adult Products & Videos -- Free Catalog ***
  3. Some good news, some bad news
  4. Good Writing Techniques
  5. Attention: You might be a liberal if ...
  6. Bonkistry
  7. Big Breasted Women
  8. House to Downsize Solar System
  9. Subliminal messages in disney movies
  10. Some Net.Legends Never Die

Most Popular Videos

  1. Beach Oops
  2. Kid Dilbert Has 'The Knack', so he's Doomed to be an Engineer
  3. Tom Mabe Pranks Telemarketer With Fake Death Scene
  4. Hallucinations the Natural Way
  5. Introducing Apples Newest product - The iRack
  6. Hilariously funny drunk driving arrest
  7. Stoner gets on The Price Is Right, bids 420 on everything!
  8. Hopefully Your 4th of July Fireworks Won't Be Like This so you Don't Have to Spend the Day Cleaning
  9. First Person In the History of the World To Dance
  10. Beware Of Thermal Imaging Cameras In Airports

Today's Most Viewed Videos

  1. Kid Dilbert Has 'The Knack', so he's Doomed to be an Engineer
  2. A Mashup Of The Christian Bale Freakout On The Terminator 4 Set By RevoLucian (
  3. Jon Stewart Exposes The Fallacy Of The News Media
  4. Literally Rick Rolled
  5. Amazing Skateboarding Dog
  6. How smart are some Americans?
  7. It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
  8. Waitress Of The Month
  9. Stoner gets on The Price Is Right, bids 420 on everything!
  10. First Person In the History of the World To Dance

About JokeTribe

These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.

Future Enhancements

SOON, we'll be adding some really nice new features, like search capabilites, and allowing you to rate the jokes. But in the meantime we just want to make sure that you're able to have a laugh along with us and enjoy some of these funny ones that have come our way. That's why we're here after all!!

Enjoy The Jokes

In the meantime, jump in there and have some laughs with our help. The jokes are currently categorized into the 4 categories listed to the right. Choose one, and dig in!

Jokes via Email

And if you'd like to get a daily joke in your email, you can subscribe here.