Mine's Bigger than Yours:
A little boy and girl were outside playing and they were very competitive.
The little boy said "My wagon's bigger than your wagon!" The little girl
said "No it's not!" The boy said "Is too! Let's measure!" They measured
and the girl said "Oh gosh, it is."
They played some more and the boy said "My daddy can beat up your daddy!"
The girl said "He can not!" The boy said "Can too! Watch!" The two fathers
fight and the little boy's father wins. The girl says "Oh gosh, he can."
They play some more and the little boy smiles and says "I've got something
you don't have!" The little girl says "Do not!" The boy says "Do too! Look!"
He pulls his pants down and shows her.
The little girl starts crying and runs into her house because she keeps
losing. A little while later she comes out with a big smile on her face.
The little boy says "What are you so happy about?" The girl pulls up her
dress and says "My mommy said as long as I have one of these, I can get
as many of those as I want!"
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