A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy his young bride.
His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told
him that all was well even if he was quick to get out of the
Determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, the man
visited the doctor to get some advice.
"Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when I
make love to my young wife and I can't satisfy her. What
can I do?"
The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said
in a professional manner, "Try a bit of self-stimulation
before having intercourse with your wife and you'll find
that you'll last longer and ultimately satisfy her."
"Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help."
Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at
work to let him know that she would be attacking him at the
front door when he arrived home.
"Be prepared, my darling. I'm going to ravish you,"
she cooed over the phone.
Undaunted, the man decided to follow the doctor's
advice. But where? In the office? The Xerox room? What
if someone walked in on him?
He got in his truck and began the journey home. Soon
he decided he would find a spot on the road to pull over,
climb underneath the truck and pretend to be inspecting the
rear axle, and do the deed there.
A moment later, he pulled over, crawled beneath the
truck, closed his eyes tightly, fantasized about his young
wife, and began his "therapy".
A few minutes later, just as he was about to complete
his therapy session, he felt someone tugging on his pants
leg. Keeping his eyes tightly shut to avoid ruining the
fantasy he was enjoying, he said, "Yes?"
"Sir, I'm with the Police Department. Could you tell
me what you are doing, please?" said the officer.
"Yes, officer, I'm inspecting my truck's rear axle," he
"Well, why don't you check the brakes while you're down there. Your truck rolled down the hill a few minutes ago."
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