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Land of Oz:

One day George Bush, Bill Clinton and Bob Packwood decide to visit
the Wizard of OZ. After a long travel along the yellow brick road
they arrive at the Wizards Palace.


When they meet the Wizard he tells them that they may each have one
wish fulfilled. The Wizard asks George Bush what he would like, to
which George responds "I would like to have a heart" and a heart is given
to him. The Wizard asks Bill Clinton what he would like, to which Bill
responds "I would like to have a brain" and a brain is given to him.


The Wizard then asks Bob Packwood what he would like, to which Bob responds
"Uhmmmm is Dorothy anywhere around"........


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