1. My Singular Desire For The Impending Yuletide Season Is
   A Receipt Of A Pair Of Central Incisors
   

   
   

   TITLE: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH
   

   
   

   
   

2. From Dark 'til Dawn, Soundless And Sanctimonious
   

   
   

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3. Celestial Messengers From Splendid Empires
   

   
   

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4. The Antlered Quadruped With The Cerise Proboscis
   

   
   

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5. The Event Occurred At One Minute After 11:59 PM-Visibility
   Unlimited
   

   
   

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6. Ornament The Enclosure With Large Sprigs Of A Berry-bearing
   Evergreen
   

   
   

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7. Personal Hallucinations Of An Alabaster December 25th
   

   
   

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8. Anticipation Of This Noel's Memento's : Nil
   

   
   

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9. Clappered Inverted Cups, Sterling
   

   
   

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10. Testimony Of Witness To Maternal Parent's Infidelity With
    Kris Kringle
    

    
    

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11. In A Distant Bovine Trough
    

    
    

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12. Universal Elation To The Terran Planet
    

    
    

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13. O, Miniature Nazarene Hamlet
    

    
    

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14. The Approach Of The Holiday Commemorating The Birth Of
    Christ Is Becoming Evident
    

    
    

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15. Susanne, The Frigid Drip, Draws Nigh
    

    
    

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16. May Jehovah Grant Unto You Hilarious Males, Retirement
    

    
    

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17. Those of You Who Are True, Come Here
    

    
    

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18. The Original Natal Day
    

    
    

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19. During the Dark Hours When Herdsman Attended Their
    Charges
    

    
    

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20. Three Ruminants Do A Slated 'Hesitation'
    

    
    

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21. I Cogitate As I Emigrate
    

    
    

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22. The Lilliputian Laddy Percussionist
    

    
    

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23. A Trio of Non-Occidental Potentates Is Our Identity
    

    
    

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24. A Meteorological Melody Is Manifest
    

    
    

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25. The Yuletide's Diurnal Dozen
    

    
    

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26. Please Permit Pristine Precipitation
    

    
    

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27. 'Rimey', The Mannequin of Crystalline H2O
    

    
    

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28. O Sacred Nocturnal Period! The Astronomical Suns
    Glisten Brilliantly
    

    
    

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29. Our Desire Is Your Yuletide Cheer
    

    
    

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30. Do Not Let Your Lips Protrude In Sullen Displeasure
    

    
    

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31. Dumb Lancelot
    

    
    

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32. Chief Polar Elf Peaks In Close Proximity
    

    
    

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33. Issue Forth You Ol' Geysers
    

    
    

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34. Haoli Holiday
    

    
    

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35. Aged Matriarch Plowed Under By Precipitous Darlings
    

    
    

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36. Igneous Ringing Tune
    

    
    

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37. SPF Zero Bain de Soleil
    

    
    

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38. Yo - Gene Autrey's Team Lip-synchs
    

    
    

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39. Are You Experiencing Parallel Auditory Input?
    

    
    

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40. Yo, Babe! Who It Is?
    

    
    

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