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Aisle Three:
A sixty year old man walks into a big drug store and walks up to the girl at Checkout #3. He asks her, "Do you guys have condoms here?"

She says, "Sure. What size are you?"

"I don't know," he replies.

"Well, just let me check," the cashier says. She unzips his pants, takes a feel, and then she says over the intercom, "EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE THREE PLEASE, EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE THREE." They bring the condoms and the man pays for them and leaves.

Then, a thirty year old man walks into the store and up to Checkout #3. He asks the girl, "Do you sell condoms here?"

The cashier replies, "Sure, but what size do you need?"

He says "Well, I don't know."

She says, "Just let me check here." She unzips his pants, takes a couple of tugs, and then says over the intercom, "LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE THREE PLEASE, LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE THREE." Someone brings the condoms and the man pays for them and leaves.

Later, a sixteen year old guy comes into the store and goes up to the girl at Checkout #3 and asks sheepishly, "Um, ah, do you guys sell any condoms here?"

"Yep," she says, "what size do you need?"

"I don't know" he says. She unzips his zipper for a feel and then says over the intercom, "CLEAN UP TO AISLE THREE PLEASE, CLEAN UP TO AISLE THREE."

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