CB Vs The Internet:
C.B. | INTERNET |
|---|
| 18-Wheeler | PowerBook |
| Breaker one-nine | Log on |
| Handle | Screen name |
| Trucker | Netsurfer |
| Good ol' boy | Hacker |
| Stick shift | Mouse |
| Antenna | Modem |
| "Hey there, good buddy" | :-) |
| Burt Reynolds | Bill Gates |
| Interstate | Infobahn |
| Channel 19 | America Online |
| Coors | Jolt Cola |
| Country & Western | Techno |
| 'The Dukes of Hazzard' | 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' |
| Gilley's | Cyber Cafe |
| Radio Shack | CompUSA |
| Billy Carter | Newt Gingrich |
| Frequency | Bandwidth |
| F.C.C. | Netiquette |
| 'Guns & Ammo' | 'Wired' |
| Truck stops | Bulletin boards |
| Highway patrol | Room moderators |
| Sheriff Buford T. Justice | The Unabomber |
| Nashville | Silicon Valley |
| Firebird jacket | Pocket protector |
| Flippin' the bird | Flaming |
| 'B.J. and the Bear' | TV's 'Weird Science' |
| Betty Ford ("First Mamma") | Courtney Love (LilacsOO@aol.com) |
| Rand McNally truckers' atlas | Netscape |
| Truck-stop hooker | Cybersex |
| Sally Field 'Smokey & the Bandit' | Sandra Bullock in 'The Net' |
| Tollbooths | Phone bills |
| Put the hammer down | ISDN line |
| 'Convoy' by C.W. McCall | 'Microserfs' by Douglas Coupland |
| "Keep on truckin'" | "May the Force be with you" |
| "I'm Gone" | "Game Over" |
| Dolly Parton | Tank Girl |
| Mechanical Bull | Myst |
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