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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and their actual meaning):
  1. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
  2. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
  3. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
  4. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
  5. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
  6. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
  7. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
  8. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
  9. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)
    ...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)
  10. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)

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