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Planes and Penguins:

"A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal
Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands
have devised what they consider a marvelous new game.
Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by
airplanes, the pilots search out a beach where the
birds are gathered and fly slowly along it at the
water's edge. Perhaps ten thousand penguins turn
their heads in unison watching the planes go by, and
when the pilots turn around and fly back, the birds
turn their heads in the opposite direction, like
spectators at a slow-motion tennis match. Then, the
paper reports, "The pilots fly out to sea and
directly to the penguin colony and overfly it. Heads
go up, up, up, and ten thousand penguins fall over
gently onto their backs".


-- Audobon Society Magazine


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