The Frog:
One day a frog was sitting along the side of a stream, lazily swatting
his tounge at flies. Before he knew what hit him, an eagle had swooped
down and swallowed him whole. The frog started kicking and pushing to
try to get out. After a few minutes of squirming through the eagle's
insides, he poked his head out the eagles ass to find that they were at
a considerable altitude. He looked up and asked the eagle, "how high
are we?"
The eagle replied "about 10,000 feet."
The frog said, "you wouldn't shit me, would you?"
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