A man's wife asked him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walked down to the store only to find it closed. He went into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he saw a beautiful woman and started talking to her. I mean she was a knock out. She was tall, radiant, and very funny. Well, so they had a couple of beers, one thing led to another and before too long, they ended up in her apartment. I mean how could he resist such a woman. They had the most incredible, most sensual sexual experience. It was amazing. After they'd had made love for hours, the man realized it was 3 a.m. and said, "Oh no,,,,,its so late, my wife's going to kill me!! Have you got any talcum powder?"
She thought to herself, talcum powder. What does he
want with that? But she gave him some anyway,
which he proceeded to rub on his hands and then he
went home.
When he got home, his wife was waiting for him in the
doorway, and boy was she ever mad. "Where the hell
have you been?"
"Well, honey, its like this. Honey, you know I love you, I can't lie to you. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to get you cigarettes out of the vending machine. While I was there, I met this most amazing woman. She was so beautiful and, well, we had a few drinks, and then one thing led to another and I ended going back to her place and, honey, I'm sorry... I've been unfaithful to you. I went to bed with another woman."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" exclaimed his wife. She saw his hands covered with talcum powder and said, "You damn liar!!! You went bowling again!!"
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